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Жил да был старик со своей старухой... Потом старуха умерла и остался старик один. Ну, почти один: в доме также пес обитал. А кроме собаки у них еще сын имелся. Сын был не женат - все никак не мог подобрать себе невесту, и после смерти матери предложил отцу перейти жить к нему. Вместе с псом: втроем веселее будет. Отец предложение принял, а вот собака... Пес начал вытворять непостижимое: всё погрыз, перепортил кучу вещей, гадил в доме. Ситуация была патовой, но тут отцу посоветовали отвести своего подопечного с звериному психологу. Тот вздохнул, но делать нечего - повел.

Приводит он своего пса в кабинет, а там молоденькая девушка сидит. "Что она может знать?" - подумал отец, но раз уже пришли, не поворачивать же назад. Выложил ей всё историю, а та возьми и посоветуй отвести пса на кладбище и продемонстрировать ему их прежнюю пустую квартиру. Вздохнул старик, но других идей не было. И тут случилось чудо: пес резко поменялся, перестал гадить и портить вещи.
- Заколдовали нашего зверя что-ли? - Поинтересовался сын несколько дней спустя. Рассказал отец своему сыну всю историю, а тот и говорит:
- Слушай, если она смогла так понять нашей пса (мол тоскует пес за своей хозяйкой и домом), то меня уже точно поймет...

Все закончилось свадьбой, как и положено в сказках :)


Mama's story: almost like in a fairy tale ...

Once upon a time there was an old man with his old lady... Then the old woman died and left the old man alone, but only with a dog. In addition to the dog they had a son. The son wasn't married, because he couldn't find a suitable bride for a long time, and after the death of his mother offered to his father to live with him. "Take the dog with you", the son told to his dad, "it's better to live together!"
Father accepted the offer, but the dog didn't... Its behavior became really incomprehensible: he was chewing everything, spoiled a bunch of stuff and made all his things at home. The situation was stalemate, but then his father was advised to take his pet to an animal psychologist. He sighed, but it was nothing else to do.

He came with the dog to the office of the animal psychologist, and saw there a young girl. "What does she know?", the father thought, but they had already come. After he had told all the story, the animal psychologist advised to take the dog to the cemetery and to show him their old empty apartment. The old man sigh, but there was no other ideas. And then a miracle happened: the dog has changed dramatically, stopped shitting and spoil things.
"Has somebody spelled our beast?", the son asked a few days later. After the father had told his son the whole story, the last said thoughtfully:
"Look, if she was able to understand our dog, she would understand me for sure..."

And it was the wedding, as it should be at the end of every good fairy tales :)
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